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Post  Torchiclove on Sun May 27, 2012 1:30 pm

Kenny took off his hood, so he could be heard clearly. There was no reason to have his voice muffled now. "Imagine the worst pain you've ever felt. Then multiply that pain by a thousand. It depends on how I die, mostly. Getting decapitated is pretty bad, but being run over by an ambulance has pain and unwavering irony. Getting stabbed is probably the worst because I have to bleed out before I die. And when I die, well...Sometimes I see a bright light. Sometimes I see heaven, sometimes I see hell. But no matter what, I always wake up in my bed with the same clothes, and nobody remembers...Until now." He sighed. That was probably the most he'd ever said at one time. "In short, it fucking hurts."
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Post  Chibi248 on Tue May 29, 2012 8:10 pm

Trinity's eyes glittered. "OMG! You took your hood off!! SQUEE!!!!" She seemed to not even have listened to anything Kenny had said.
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Post  Torchiclove on Tue May 29, 2012 8:15 pm

"Yeah. I'm adorable. I get that a lot," Kenny said, trying not to blush or think anything dirty. He stared at the ground.

"Kenny, you just quoted yourself," Kyle said.
"What?" Kenny asked.
"Back when we used to pretend we were superheroes, you were Mysterion, and your power was that you couldn't die. You told us that and we thought you were crazy, and you made Mintberry Crunch pee his pants, then you shot yourself. But I remember you saying 'It fucking HURTS!' after I said that not dying was pretty cool."
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Post  Chibi248 on Wed May 30, 2012 12:23 pm

Trinity blinked. "And...Your point is?" she asked, curiously.

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Post  Torchiclove on Wed May 30, 2012 12:28 pm

"I don't know. But he got really pissed when we didn't remember him dying. And he shot himself again after he said he was tired," Kyle mumbled, his mind slowly warping into a non-realistic state. This was really hard to grasp...

Stan had been silent the whole time, just gaping at Kenny, Kyle, and Trinity with a look of confusion and fear. "I..." He trailed off, shoving his hands in his pockets. "This is pretty fucked up right here."
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Post  Chibi248 on Wed May 30, 2012 12:37 pm

"Well...what are we going to do about it? Kenny can't live on like this...." Trinity stated, frustration on her face. Dying then coming back to life? It just doesn't make sense! How is this even possible?
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Post  Torchiclove on Wed May 30, 2012 12:43 pm

"Hey, Kenny, remember when you died of a terminal disease? You didn't come back for almost a year. Why was that?" Stan said after a long, awkward silence.

"When I died that time, you all cared so much. Stan, you were too upset to even look at me. Kyle and Cartman cried for me, even if Cartman was doing it for selfish reasons. I think it was that you cared so much that you remembered, and your memory of what was possibly the saddest moment of your life overrided what usually made me come back. But then Cartman drank my ashes which ended up in my soul transfering to Rob Schiender, who later died as me, which you didn't know about, which means you didn't care or remember, and I came back later." Kenny sighed.
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Post  Chibi248 on Wed May 30, 2012 12:48 pm

Trinity just stood there, not knowing what to say or do.
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Post  Torchiclove on Wed May 30, 2012 1:28 pm

"It really comes to the question: Would you rather have me die all the time but live, or die once and never live again?" Kenny mumbled, preparing to put his hood back on.
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Post  Chibi248 on Wed May 30, 2012 2:18 pm

Trinity thought for a minute. "Well that depends...if you die when you're old, I'd rather have you die only once, but if you were to die young- well that's a whole different case....." She turned to Kyle. "So, wait. Are we going to follow out our plan to torture Cartman still, or not?"
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Post  Torchiclove on Wed May 30, 2012 2:36 pm

"I think it can wait...But...No! Kenny, would you fuck up Cartman's mind for us?" A smile spread across Kyle's face. "He doesn't know you're alive, so we ould paint you up like a ghost and have you haunt him!"

"Sure, that'll be hilarious!" Kenny's voice was once again muffled by his hood.

(Of course.)
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Post  Chibi248 on Wed May 30, 2012 2:43 pm

Trinity smiled. "Yippie!! This'll be great!! Tehehe!!"
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Post  Godofwarguy on Wed May 30, 2012 3:09 pm

Dylan had been hideing where he could hear everything and see that Kenny was alive. He was thinking about the monsters in his book The Son of Neptune and how when you kill them they come back.
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Post  Torchiclove on Wed May 30, 2012 3:45 pm

(Oh, Dylan, you little Pip-like nerdo. Frenchie.)

"Ok, it looks like Cartman's ditching school today. Um..We can get away with it, too, saying we want to have time to mourn our 'dead' friend," Kyle said, smiling. "This is gonna be great!"

"My dad has some paint in the basement so we can paint Kenny white...And it'll probably wash off eventually," Stan pointed out.

"Cartman's gonna shit his over-sized pants!" Kenny mumbled.
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Post  Chibi248 on Wed May 30, 2012 6:48 pm

(TURBO-NERD!!! XD)

"Heckarooni, he is! Man, this is gonna be a bam-bam to the J-stop!!! Totally algebraic!! And yoga-balls awesome!!" Trinity cheered.

(Adventure Time language :3)
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Post  Torchiclove on Wed May 30, 2012 7:02 pm

"This is gonna be so math!" Kenny mumbled, completely understanding everything Trinity just said. Stan and Kyle, however, were extremely confused.
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Post  Chibi248 on Wed May 30, 2012 8:10 pm

Trinity giggled. "Hey, Kenny. What time is it??" She said, expecting the beloved phrase, 'Adventure Time.'
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Post  Torchiclove on Wed May 30, 2012 8:18 pm

"ADVENTURE TIME!" Kenny said gleefully, smiling under his coat.

"O...K...Um, the bus is coming," Kyle said, pointing at the bus heading down the street. "Bail?"
"Bail," Stan replied.
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Post  Chibi248 on Wed May 30, 2012 8:22 pm

Trinity giggled. "SQUEE!! You guys are so bad! So where are we heading???" It's the first time I've done anything bad....I'm so excited!!!
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Post  Torchiclove on Wed May 30, 2012 8:29 pm

"You see those trees over there? There are seven of them. I think seven represents the innocence of a child. We're gonna go hide behind them. And then when the bus leaves we're gonna stop by my house and tell my dad about Kenny while Kenny hides in the bushes with my dog to protect him," Stan said, as if he'd planned this whole thing out weeks ago, which was how he acted when he was captain of something. "Go...Now!" With that the three boys dove behind the trees.

(In one of the commentaries Matt and Trey were talking about how there were 7 trees, which they thought represented the innocence of a child. Sarcasm is hilarious.)
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Post  Chibi248 on Wed May 30, 2012 10:53 pm

Trinity dove in after them, anticipation rushing through her veins. Once she was behind the trees, she giggled. "It's such a rush!" she whispered.
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Post  Torchiclove on Wed May 30, 2012 11:00 pm

"We do this all the time. It's not that big a deal," Stan said, shrugging. He watched the bus pass carefully, noting that the bus driver was yelling at some kid.
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Post  Chibi248 on Wed May 30, 2012 11:07 pm

"Oh.." Trinity put her head down. "I've never done anything bad...I feel so stupid." There was a long pause. Her head shot up, a grin on her face. "And now I feel smart again! Because I'm one hell of a butler." Trinity was an odd one, alright.
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Post  Torchiclove on Thu May 31, 2012 12:06 am

"Well then..." Stan trailed off, not knowing what to say. "Conjoined twin Myslexia."
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Post  Chibi248 on Thu May 31, 2012 10:59 am

Trinity looked confused, which seemed to happen a lot. After yet another long pause, Trinity asked, "Have you guys ever seen Soul Eater?"

(Funny shit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYl7qSC5Pvo&list=UU9gFih9rw0zNCK3ZtoKQQyA&index=1&feature=plcp)
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