Phoenixtalon's Blog

Mood: Annoyed
In a Relationship With: No one at the moment

My leader is an angst filled teenager. Fighting with your dad? Seriously? When I was your age I was busy helping the clan fend of invaders not sitting in my den sulking about a curse and some shadow cat.
Which leads me to the next thing on my list. Bane is an asshole. If I find out who they were in life I'm digging them up and leaving their body for the crows, that is how much I hate them.(I'm also pretty sure it's some one with a grudge against us. Holy crap is it the grudge? *hides in den.*)

I told my apprentice to explore, where does he choose to go? The one place I tell him NOT TO GO. Was I that bad when I was an apprentice? Probably but that's not the point.

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What does a senior warrior have to do to get some damned respect around this Clan?!

Hey, at least you won't have to get stuck with Spiritsong for a mentor. But she is pretty awesome when she wants to be.....Oh no, don't tell my mom I'm using this.....Twoleg machine!!! Please?

Your mums a crazy she-cat, I have to admit when she stares at me with those cold grey eyes it gives me the shivers. I feel like she has a plan to kill everyone she knows.

Hey, that's my mother you're talking about! She wouldn't hurt a fly.....unless it was an alley cat. But still, she loves her clan!! >.>

Yeah and she's crazy. I heard she learnt to mutilate cats when she was in the Alleys, sure she left it behind but that's scary as hell!.

You think you can run this clan better? Go have a chat with Starclan about it... oh yeah, that's right. Starclan won't listen. Because they're too busy RUNNING FOR THEIR (UN)LIVES. Did you have anything against Darkstar being leader?

I need to go talk with Jewelpaw...

At least he wasn't angsting, and he listened to his senior warriors because he admitted he was to young to do it alone. I make suggestions and you go nuts! And I have no intention to rule this clan because I admit I wont be a good leader!

I was the one who said you and your brother where a curse when you were born, or don't you remember? You got really pissy and started yowling about how good you mummy was.

Gawd I hate you.

*goes hunting*

Phoenixtalon, YOU SHUT UP. I'm pretty sure Smolderstar is fed up with your constant bitching and he's doing everything he can to help the clan!

Is it his fault Starclan chose him? Is it his fault that he was born in the first place? IS IT YOUR PLACE TO JUDGE OTHERS? Didn't think so, you poor, spoiled, idiotic, know-it-all excuse for FOX DUNG!

Oh my god.

You made Aigean explode.

Oh my god.

Says the she-cat whom was rescued by a murderer....

Missy you listen here. I don't give a damn what you rat-munchers think. I can have my opinion and I think StarClan made a mistake. I'll follow him, it doesn't mean I have to like it

(Phoenixtalon died a little in side when she yelled at him)

The Sky Walkers did not make a mistake. I know this as a fact.

Despite your stubborn attitude and constant sarcasm, my the skies watch over you and may your paws carry you wherever you may go. Perhaps one day you will learn to see things from others' perspectives and trust those who are different.

Be well, my friend.

I knew she'd do that. She can't stay mad for long.

But I have my eye on you, forest hunter. Anyone who makes my sister angry is no friend of mine, so watch your back!

Skies curse you and may your paws go out while walking over the thin bridge between life and death!

<AIGEAN ADDED>

Lasair, we need to talk about your attitude!

Strong words, fiery one of the rolling hills. But do they mean such ignorance as you show when speaking them?

*Death Glare* Watch your tongue, you shouldn't curse someone lightly.

Lasair, you're done here. *hits Lasair's account block button* (Giusepi fiddled with my account in case anything happened. He won't bother you anymore.)

I apologize. He's... difficult.

[sarcasm mode on] Really, you think? [off]

Apology accept Aigean.

((OMG HE USED HER NAME))

Phoenixtalon, you're still stupid!

Lasair, get off of dad's account!

That little idiot... *grumble grumble* Hey Uncle Pumpkin, would you keep Lasair off of the computer? Thanks....

Ahh siblings, no other cat gets under the skin like them.

Alright Lasair. You aren't getting back on Phoenixtalon's blog.

Sorry about that. *Walks away, belly jiggling*

Thank you Pumpkin.

*cricket chirp*

Awkward silence... any other rants you need to get out before Lasair gets back?

No I'm done for now, at least until Thornpaw gets back.

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Uh...

I'm gonna go... eat a rat... now...