Welcome to South Park

(LolXD)

Trinity wrapped a jacket around herself, and climbed out of her 2nd story bedroom window. She climbed onto the roof, and looked up at the stars. Tiny flicks of snow danced around her as she sat there. I wonder if I will make any friends at school tomorrow... She sighed and closed her eyes.

Dylan sat on his bed, thinking about the game with that girl while he let his spider crawl on him.

"Muuum, I'm going to my room. Don't mess with me!" Cartman said, heading up the stairs. "Damn, we need an escalator," He muttered. He took the balls from his pocket, and a knife from under his matress.

"I'm playing God of War!" Randy said, picking up a controler. Stan rolled his eyes and walked away.

Trinity opened her eyes and jumped off the roof. She landed on a trampoline with a thud and bounced 12 feet into the air. Man, what's with all the potty-mouthed people in this town...derp.... She thought as she jumped.

(lol escalator)

(Should I time-skip to next morning?)

(Surelio)

(TIME-SKIP POWERS GO!!!)

Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, who had recovered quickly, stood by the bus stop. "I could totally kick Jade's ass if I wanted to," Cartman muttered. "No you couldn't, ass-sucker!" Stan contradicted. "What did you just say?" Cartman asked angrily. "You suck ass. You see an ass; you suck it. You're an ass-sucker."

Jade walked out of her house towards the bus stop. She then pulled out her phone and became sucked into the glowing screen.

Trinity skipped over to the four odd boys and stood by them. "Hiya guys." she said, cheerily.

Samuel walked towards the bus stop, followed by Hellraiser.

Cartman chuckled as he saw Jade. He had a container full of crushed ball pulp and cat piss in his pocket, just ready. "You suck ass, dumbfuck!" He told Stan.

Trinity heard no respond to her greeting, so she began to sing quietly. "Do, do, do, looking out my back door...."

Jade glanced upward, which was odd whenever she was busy on her phone, and gave Cartman a look that would shred him to pieces if looks could kill. Her deep olive green eyes seemed to pierce the fat boy's soul, the older girl not one to fuck with. She then mouthed the words 'fuck with me, and I'll murder you in your sleep' silently before looking back at her phone.

"Oh, hi, Trinity," Kyle said, looking up from the ground.

"Fuck off, bitch!" Cartman yelled to Jade.

Stan laughed, knowing Cartman would totally get his ass kicked.

"Yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking..." Kenny muttered sarcastically.

Jade rolled her eyes and flipped Cartman the finger between her typing, her eyes not leaving her phone. Sooty trotted over from the girls' house, rubbing against Trinity's leg before continuing over to her owner.

Trinity gasped, as if remembering something. "Jade, apologize to them for ruining their day yesterday." she said, calmly.

Cartman stuck his toungue out, but otherwise shut up.

Hellraiser immediatly ran over to Sooty, meowing. "God dammit..." Samuel muttered.

"Finally, someone who cares..." Kenny mumbled.

"Alright, whatever. Sorry Kenny for busting your eye, sorry Stan and Kyle for making have to chill at the hospital, and.....Sorry Cartman that you're a porky-assed bitch who can't take a hit." she snickered, snapping her fingers for Sooty to climb onto her shoulder.

Trinity gasped and covered her mouth. "Jade!" she snapped. What could she say? She felt sorry for the kid. He probably had a hard life. And besides, Trinity had a soft spot for everyone.

"Hey! Take that back!" Cartman yelled. (I can just imagine it...)

"Finally, someone who tells the truth.." Kyle muttered.

The bus came, and Stan walked on with his hands in his pockets. Apparently he was a cynical asshole today.
Cartman flipped them off, and walked on the bus.
Kyle rolled his eyes, following Kenny on as well. Samuel stuffed his cat in his jacket and walked past the half-retarded bus driver.

Trinity skipped up the bus's stairs. She sat down in an empty seat.

Jade scooped Sooty up with one hand and kept typing with her other. Sooty stayed extremely still as the girl climbed onto the bus, paying the bus driver no mind.

Dylan was laying in his seat and reading, useing his bookbag as a pillow.

Stan sat in the back, chatting with Kyle.

Kenny sat in a seat with Tammy Warner. He had broken up with her, but they were still kinda friends.

Cartman sat alone, like always. Not because noboy liked him, but because he was so fat he took up a whole seat.

Trinity sat in an empty seat, for she did not know anyone. She sat there, coloring in a My Little Pony coloring book.(lol) She hummed quietly as she colored.

The bus arrived at school. Something seemed amiss. There were a few older guys sitting outside the school, drinking beer and wearing trucker hats. "Dude, what the fuck?" Stan muttered to Kyle. "I don't know," Kyle replied, shrugging slightly.