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Old coots.

....When were we ever the same age?! Never!!

This conversation is over! *logs off blog*

We were the same age when YOU AND MOONPAW WERE APPRENTICES! I was made a warrior at 9 moons(like Graystripe and Fireheart) because I'm awesome.

*glares at Thornheart* Watch yourself. Last I checked, Foxtail and I are probably about their age. >.<

((*blinks* I can barely remember any of the ages. When were my two even apprenticed? XD))

Just shut up, you old bastards....that's right I'm talking to you two, Stoneclaw and Petalmist.

Woah~! Easy there, Calm down, folks.

Thornheart says: >.>

Wow dad, you two are bickering like an old married couple. Before you know it Petalmist is gonna be like "My hiiiiiiiip! I broke my hiiiiiiip!"

OMG!!! The pervert!!!! He's back!!!!

LIEK OMFG DUDEZ LIKE TOTALLY GO GET THE FIRE DEPARTMENT LIEK OMG

IKR!!!!
Oh, wait a second!!!!
uR THe OTHeR PeRVeeeeeeeeeeeeRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A NIGHTMARE!

LIEK OMG

.....Are you on crack?

I'm definatly not on crack. No crack for this kitty. *Hides stash*

OMFG. WEEDHEADS!!!!

At least I know how to party. Unlike a certain cat I know. *Cough* Coalfade sucks *Cough*

What's that supposed to mean you skinny rat!

It means I am teh life of teh parteh and u r the guy sitting in the back looking like he doesn't approve XD LOLOL!!!1!!!

5 bucks on Coalfade kicking Sparrowpaw's ass. I mean-5 mouses on Coalfade, oh and a Rabbit. What the hell, I'll throw in a squirrel and two thrushes as well.

Sunpaw says: Ooh....O.O I can haz pop-corn?

I totally whoop Coalfade's ass in an epic dance-off.
And you can totally have some popcorn.

(I'm eating popcorn right now. Well, I'm not eating it I'm just licking the butter off the side of the bag.)

Epic Dance off? You mean that thing those gay toms do? Or do you really just want to dance with Coalfade?

Sorry to say Sparrowblaze but my tail doesn't swing that way.

And I would kick his ass Thornheart, you know it, I know it, his mum knows it.

BURN!!!!!

Dancing does not make someone gay. That's probably the most offensive thing I've heard this whole moon.
Dancing has been a fine art since forever, at first being a spirtual performance to appease gods. Later on it developed into some child molesterer grabbing his crotch and yelling. Oi, I wish some people saw dance as how I saw it. But nobody ever does....
And I don't really care if Coalfade could whoop my ass or not. I'm more concerned about making another trip to the alleys to meet up with the rogue mafia and get some more crack.

Yeah whatever, But you want to dance with another tom...So.....your gay. And the whole Swiftfeather thing is just a cover-up for your secret feelings for Coalfade.

And the Alley cats are way too cool to do business with you, even the evil ones. So....go get your ass whupped.

Turk: JD what's the rule about white guys dancing in public?
JD: Not allowed unless your gay.

Rosethorn: Isabella, get off the blogs!

Me: NEVER!