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I never said I wanted to dance with Coalfade. I said I could totally whoop his ass if we had a dance-off. I have no desire to even look at his mangy pelt, thank you.
And that was totally racist, Rose. (How can I talk? I have aproxamitely 80 racist thoughts every day! I count...)

Me: I was just quoting Scrubs man, chill.

Rosethorn: She has allot worse.

Me: Australian's can't be racist, we hate everyone equally

Rosethorn: That joke is overused, stop saying it.

Me: I REGRET NOTHING!

I am surprised that Tor is not australian. She was totally ripping on the Germans the morning, and then the French. Don;t even get her started on the Persians!

DN is diffrent. He makes weird ass jokes, and hates everyone but his own ethnicity. Especially Americans, for thinking themselves so goddamn superior. But he thinks he's not racist...cus he says its only jokes....

Two-legs are so weird.....

IKR? They're always watching those stupid shows on TV. Pft.

Rubypaw: SPARROWBLAZE!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PUT SEASON 8 OF SOUTH PARK?! I WANT TO SEE KENNY WITH HIS HOOD OFF!!!!!

Sparrowblaze: *Facepalm*

Rivermist: I know, right? He's so sexy! And his voice is awesome!

Rose couldn't care less what people look like. She judges ones actions as a human being, after all people are all pink and squishy on the inside.

Rosethorn: Kenny is like 9 years old.

I'm like 6 months old.

Rivermist: I'm like 18 months old.

DN says that 6 cat moons is equivalent to 15 two-leg years. O.O

*glares silently at Sparrowblaze*

Spiritsong: .... Twolegs. Sheyna isn't racist... But she does laugh at racist jokes.

Me: Oh, there was this one I heard the other day about a Mexican, a black guy, and a white guy... Er, never mind. I'll shut up now.

That, my friend, is bullshit. If that was true, then I would be 30. No. I am not 30 in two-leg years....
6 cat months is probably like 10 two-leg years.

Oh, DN says I messed it up. When a cat is 6 moons old it's equal to being 15 human years old. But then every 6 moons is like 5 years.

That makes more sense.

He says he researched this when there was the whole, OMFG WICKED'S BACK W/ DAWNPAW, fiasco.

Chibi thinks all humans are relished beasts who do nothing but eat slaughtered animals and pump toxic gases into the air. She thinks the economy has gone to shitfuck and that the government has turned into total Nazis!!! But that's not all of it......

Sheyna said she completely agrees with Chibi's statement.

..................................WAAAASSSSUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

GH is annoyed that you guys are communicating out-of-character using your characters as messengers... whatever that means.

I wasn't out of character!! [/Pinkie Pie squee face/]