Welcome to South Park

Jade shrugged, casting a glance toward Kenny. "You're not dead yet? Surprisingly."

Cartman's mother arrived at the hospital. "Say hi to your friend," She said. "I will mum," Cartman replied. He put on an evil grin as soon as he turned around. "Now for my revenge..." He muttered as he pushed open the door. "What room is Kenny Mccormick in?" He asked a random nurse. "Room 178, put he's in the middle of surgery right now. You can see him tomorrow." "Um, I also have a friend in here who is, um, getting his balls removed," Cartman lied. "Oh, I know who that is! Here, he just came out of surgery." She let the fat kid down the hall.

"I'm still breathing," Kenny mumbled.

(BALLS!)

Trinity skipped down the hall singing Surf'n Bird by the Trashmen. She saw Cartman walk by with some nurse. "Oh, hey buddy!!" she giggled. "Howzit going?"

Jade poked her head out of the room, looking at Trinity pestering Cartman. "Yo fatass!"

Making sure the nurse didn't hear, he said, "You're sister ruptured my spleen. I-I might not make it. They said the surgery is very dangerous," He said, coughing a little for emphasis.

Trinity gasped. "Well I know what'll fix it!!" Her big, brown eyes sparkled. "A big hug!!" The innocent girl hugged Cartman, tightly.

"God dammit! Let go of me you ugly Jew whore!" Cartman whined, trying to get away from that crazy-ass chic. Kyle glanced at them, and was kind of wierded out, and a little pissed off. He ignored that, and walked out of the hospital, hands shoved in his pockets. Stan followed.

Jade rolled her eyes and walked out the back way, trudging through the snow towards the basketball court.

(Trinity is probably the strangest charrie I'd ever played XD)

Trinity laughed, letting go of him. "Well that stinks that you may die, but nothing a little laughter won't fix. And by the way, I'm not a Jew, I'm 100% Norwegian." She smiled. "And sorry my sister beat the bahooky outta you; she does that a lot."

"Uh, yeah..." Cartman muttered and followed the nurse into the room with the now ball-less guy. "Can I, um, have a minute alone?" He asked. "Sure," The nurse replied sweetly. She failed to notice that the guy was asleep. His severed balls were sitting on a desk. Cartman chuckled, grabbing the container that they were held in. He put them in his jacket. "Ok, I'm done," He said, walking back through the door. He walked back outside and into his mom's car, grinning.

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Trinity sat in her brightly-colored room, watching Family Guy. "Hehehe" she'd giggle from time to time. The song, Party Rock Anthem blasted from her computer.

Dylan followed Jade out the back to the basketball court.

Jade glanced back and replied coldly,"Who are you?"

"I'm Dylan I thought it was awsome how you kicked tha fat kid's ass." Dylan said.

Jade shrugged and replied,"Thanks....I guess. It wasn't really that hard, so I though, why not."

"I agree it would be easy. So do you want to play some basketball?" Dylan said.

Stan wondered why Cartman was looking so happy, but didn't care enough to find out. He walked into his house, greeted by his dad. "Hey, Stan! Check this out!" He called from another room. "What the hell dad?" He asked, sighing. "I got an X-box!" Randy exclaimed.

(I'm scared to see what Cartman's gonna do....XD)

Jade tossed Dylan an old basket ball and replied,"Fine. Let's go."

Dylan started boncing the ball and shot it at the hoop, it rolled around the rim for a second but then it fell in.

Jade caught the basket ball as it fell from the hoop, dribbling it backwards for a bit before running at the hoop and shooting it in. Swish! Jade gave a sly look of satisfaction, dark green eyes gleaming.

Dylan smiled back at Jade then he told his spider. "Ok when I get the ball jump on Jade's head."

Jade ran up and caught the ball again, glancing back at Dylan, she replied,"Heard that." Dribbling it, she called out,"Sooty!" And a lithe cat bounded over, its blue eyes on the spider.

"Whats with the cat? Are we going to cheese or something?" Dylan said.

"Here, Mr. Kitty!" Cartman yelled when he entered his house. The cat came running up, looking happy. "I got a friend for you," Eric said sweetly, putting down Hellraiser, who he'd stolen from that wierd kid's yard. The two cats growled at eachother. Eric got the balls out of his pocket and opened the container. One of the cats sprayed into it. He grabbed Hellraiser and tossed him outside. Cartman went to his room, surpessing a laugh.

"God dammit.." Stan muttered, knowing his dad would keep him awake for hours with that thing. "Come check it out!" Randy pleaded. "Fine, dad." Stan followed him into the other room.

"Hello, Kyle," Mrs. Brovloski said as her son walked through the door. "Did you have a nice day?" "Cartman was being an ass and some chic busted Kenny's eye." He said that as if it were normal. Which it was.

(CHEESE BALL ALAMODE!)